to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011
Get the Cheese Grater To The Face Timemug. Biggie Cheese also known as the son of Freddy Fazbear. who is a part of the Italian Mafia called Marihua and he's an rap icon that hangs out with 50 Cent and Carl Johnson, also he's the owner of Epic Games who created Fortnite, his catchphrase is "Mister Bombastic" that makes a reference to "How i met your mother" and he teached his little brother Chuckie Cheese how to play the guitar. and he ALSO teached Osama how to fly planes.
by NoSoyAlan February 3, 2021
Get the biggie Cheesemug. by George Leg February 27, 2019
Get the Cheese Gratermug. by *uses real name* August 5, 2022
Get the Chiseled Cheesemug. 
When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up
'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'
by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025
Get the dirty amar (the cheese grater)mug. A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.
In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.
In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.
"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"
(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"
(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"
by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024
Get the Brazilian Cheese Whistlemug.