Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

fat jack

Fat Jack is not your typical jack. Some may call him a simple man, other would define him as a drown to the party. Fat jack doesn't only cock block but also cocks blocks. like I said a simple man.

Stop being such a fat jack and having sex with my Childs play blocks

by Swaggy squirrel November 17, 2020

jack mark

Jack Mark

Person 1: What’s your name?

Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark

by Not_jack_mark November 23, 2021

Jack Attack

When a man love bombs and suffocates u with his love .. over texting

“he texted me 12 times he’s really jack attacking me”

by haiakxkskakdi August 7, 2024

Jack Storm Difference

When you 100% a game

When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series

Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference

by JackJackStorm February 4, 2021

jack

bit weird has a 4k colour camera hidden in ruby's bedroom

p.s. partial to the phrases fuck me sideways and spank my ass and call me Suzie

what the fuck jack why are you in my room when i am sleeping

by ohyoualreadyknow201 October 25, 2020

Jack Roberts

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees

U know that wank stain jack Roberts

by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021