Friend

A friend is someone you get close to and then abuse to get free food and money.

This friend got me this burger

by SCGallaxi November 18, 2017

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.

They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.

by lardex2006 July 3, 2024

best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet

Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?

by tjgi67fcygdhkoidthszrfiuytfrds March 30, 2023

Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

friend

riends accept each others mistakes, such as my fail at typing feeling and mistakingly making it a plural

Neil is a great friend of Megan.

by thetallguy65 May 14, 2011

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023