Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.

Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.

by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021

gay music video time

when you are hanging out with your gay friends in the living room and they suggest watching music video or performances. This leads to watching many other music videos and performances, very gay ones. This includes, but is not limited to: Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.

We just watched Lady Gaga’s Superbowl halftime show, I guess it’s gay music video time!

by chappellroanfan123 March 25, 2025

just in the neck of time

Time, sometimes decribed like a body or vessel, comes to a head. The neck of time is the moment just before an event.

Fiona showed up just in the neck of time to help her mother cook.

by FUCat March 31, 2023

clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

Lux demon time

Any time of the day. The demon named Lux is always ready to play aka fuck around. Fuck the original demon time definition.

That girl owns the Lux demon time dynasty.

by Lux Eugene February 10, 2023

Good time Charlie

A person with a certain level of responsibility, such as a police officer or military. Who basically fucks off on their duties party, do/sell drugs, etc.

“You swear an oath to protect citizens above yourself every time you wear that uniform, but we all know you’re just a good time Charlie…you’re under arrest for taking bribes, drug trafficking, and solicitation of a prostitute. Hand over your badge and gun. And the other gun. And the other one, and the other, and that one…..”

by Xxjuggalo_killaxX592 August 8, 2023

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019