Fingerection

The act of extending or pointing your index finger with intent.

When Paul saw that Damien had stolen his pudding, he suddenly experienced a fingerection.

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fingercake

Warm soft cake only found in tamm.
Also a method of sticking ones fingers into a freshly baked cake and then fingering their partners bhole.

Guy: Tamm is soft and warm and smells like butterscotch
Other guy: duh bro didn't you know she's a fingercake?

fingercake by krimpets January 12, 2015

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When touching asshole..and female blows a fart

finger rattler by dtre February 4, 2015

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When you sign your name with your finger on an electronic pad.

Maybe when Hulk Hogan comes through the airport, we can get his fingergraph.

Fingergraph by Bahdis February 24, 2015

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When your playing a game and it gets too fast, and your fingers go too fast and flop.

"Man, I could've beet that level, if only my fingers didn't do a finger flop!"

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When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

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A person who does finger push ups on their phone when at the gym. These people are looked down upon the fitness world.

The finger pusher in the far corner must have some nice abductor pollicis brevor definition in his hands.

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