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Finger-Globbing 

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
Finger-Globbing by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

finger pusher

A person who does finger push ups on their phone when at the gym. These people are looked down upon the fitness world.
The finger pusher in the far corner must have some nice abductor pollicis brevor definition in his hands.
finger pusher by Banhnem4 April 25, 2015

Finger puppet 

When a girl is giving you head and fingering your butt hole at the same time
Tonight I'm going to make Matt my finger puppet
Finger puppet by Mofugger333 July 8, 2015

finger shot

When a guy/girl is fingering a girl and they Cum and the person eats it and spits it right back on cooch
finger shot by StylesOKAY July 23, 2015

finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.
Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.
finger jail by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015
Someone with a penis that is exactly 3.65 inches long
"That guy is a total Finerson"
finerson by MichaelIsLame November 2, 2015