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When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.
Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
by DrW8ty February 13, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently using, why are you looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary anyways? What's the point? Stop wasting your time!
You: hmmmmm,what is "Urban Dictionary"
SEARCH GOOGLE GOOGLE
You: That's what I'm doing right now!!!!
by PudgeThePotatoSaysMoo November 7, 2018
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Urban dictionary

Person 1 what urban dictionary

Person 2 the best website with humor
by Urban good August 13, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A place where you can write a shitty definition about a shitty topic. (This definition is a good example.)
Hey kid, wanna write bad definitions online but got banned from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica? Join Urban Dictionary TODAY!
by OnionyMoaning May 26, 2017
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Urbanized

A term thats Urbanized is a term that has been transformed into a similiar definition that can misguide people about it's actuall definition. This mostly happens in a debate
Person 1: "Dude no, it means <defintion>"
Person 2: "No, where did you get that"
Person 1: "Urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Oh, you have been using Urbanized definition, bruh"
by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

person 1: what's "urban dictionary"?
person 2: uncultured swine.
by bobthemango January 20, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where users can read and submit words and their definitions. The site you’re on right now
I can’t find roblox in the dictionary so let’s go on the Urban Dictionary instead!
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