parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition

Parsippany New Jersey is urban hell

by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021

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New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.

I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.

by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022

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Teecup new twoup Brubstation

A Teacup from a particularly Brubby Station.

"Have you heard of Teecup new twoup Brubstation?"
"Yaj."

by beastlygyat406 July 12, 2023

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East New Bumfuck

Northeastern regional version of "BFE" overheard in Boston.

The piece a' shit cah broke down way out in East New Bumfuck. The towing bill was beyond wicked.

by Santa Monica Dave September 9, 2007

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When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.

A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?

by spmtn March 12, 2022

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