Cat

:> MEOW

Cat :> uwu

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die

Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

Eliza Coupe Are Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Red-Catted

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.

Maddy was red-catted at the party last night lolz

by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022