Ass-balls

when your balls look like ass

damn! you got some ass-balls

by the guy that bangs yo mom August 19, 2009

ball buster

when a guy fucks so much his balls burst all over the chick

Umm jenny, just did a ball buster all over your couch. I don't think we can fuck anymore.

by Apha Kenny One June 16, 2007

black and blue balls

The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.

"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."

by Sa 3434 October 25, 2007

nugget my balls

A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.

The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.

Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.

"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"

Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Jizzly Ball Cake

A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.

Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet

by louismitchell July 3, 2009

have a ball y'all

A softer alternative to the mega popular saying Suck a Ball Y'all . A great way to shout goodbye to a group of people without being so jackassy .

"Have a Ball Y'all " shouted Dick, as he left the orgy.

by SuckABallYall March 25, 2017

Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.

Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019