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Red Mage

A male child who loves to post below-average Minecraff videos and leech of fame off of a Final Fantasy character. He is also considered to be a “meanie bum bum”
Did you hear about that red mage channel? He posted a new video, but I personally hated it.
by Fordobread June 1, 2018
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Red Flag

Of course you do you pseudo-intellectual wannabe aristocrat homo.

Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"

Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Not with a dick in your butt Douglarse! No sophistication there! Then it's just shit-covered meat. Are you the shit or the meat, Douglarse? I got $50 on shit. It's in the name. Dougl-arse👈 You see it? No? Take a look
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."

Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."

Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."

Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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Red Cyanide

The Greatest and sexiest youtuber to ever live irl hes a cool dude that never rages he’ll rip his dick right into you and fuck you mindlessly
by Red Cyanide July 25, 2019
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Funky Red

What does it mean to call a female funky red? A red bone called funky red
by Dianthe September 17, 2023
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Red Velvet

Minecraft Youtuber and streamer who don't listen to Kpop or bake cakes, often mistaken for a very angry Dream Stan.

Is also Antfrost's boyfriend and without socks.
P1 on Twitter : Wow this Dream Stan really is horny on main huh what a toxic community
P2 : He know Dream since high school you dumbfuck

Or

P1 : This "Red Velvet" account is crossing Antfrost's boundaries I think they just posted about his ass's circumference

P2 : hahahaha
by Edgar House August 30, 2021
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red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.
He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!
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Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.
"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
by Josh Cody March 5, 2009
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