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Jack

First of all he just looks disgusting. Second of all why do u tell delia u like her on Snapchat and then all of a sudden at school you act all innocent. Ur so innocent and I truly like DONT know why you like even have friends not even kidding bc u don’t deserve any friends. Ur so fake and stupid and back to the delia think it’s freaking obvious u like her in the first place and I rly want you to just go far far away from me and never come back. Like That would Make me so happy and drew can come w u tbh. Hank is way way better than you in so many ways. Ur hair is disgusting. Every time I look at ur face I want to throw up. Please stop. Go to sTeM. Go to garrison. Go to any middle school in the world EXEPT COASTAL. I am blessed that ur not in my homeroom. I would drop out of school and work at McDonald’s I don’t even care. Ur friends are terrible and so is ur face. Whenever someone ships me w u it’s probably cause I don’t talk to you in math. Maybe it’s cause I don’t want to look at ur ugly face I would rather die. have you ever heard the word “ignoring” that’s what i do to you sweetie. Oh but also you probably don’t even know that word cause u are the worst at spelling and a two year old could do better. You only leave out Liam cause he’s the only nice one of ur friends. Sorry to break it to you hunny but everyone else can die in a hole. INCLUDING you.. maybe you probably can marry delia I’m fREAKING China I don’t care but just stay far away from me and don’t ever talk to me.
Drew says Jack sucks
Liam”yea he does”🤣😂🔵😂🤣
by Yagirlblanket December 1, 2018
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Lumber jack

A girl that's just after wood!
That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.
by Teacher Ted September 15, 2014
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jack low

A 'Jack low' is similar to a body shot of Jack Daniels but instead of the shot been taken from someone's belly button, it is taken from either the woman's bum hole or vagina...

Hence the name 'jack' for Jack Daniels and 'low' because a woman's front and back bottoms are low down.

you know your at the wrong kinda party of people start doing Jack low's...
(Frat boy) yo everyone let's step it up to some Jack low shots!
by Big man john March 4, 2017
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tickle jacking

The art of tickling a person while jacking them off simultaneously until ejaculation.
“Yeah Sam is really into tickle jacking lately. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so happy”
by Fat tabby November 4, 2020
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Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025
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jack mcdougal

Papi is literally a god. Buddy is the best tendy terrorizer when you see him in knee hockey. Some might say his mom is hot but he would say other wise. No matter what he will kiss you if you know him.
by My name is papi November 23, 2019
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Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.
Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked
by A*R*D February 25, 2011
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