cat pumper

aiden pumps the fuck out of his cat

Aiden you're a cat pumper

by Dunfy Young Team October 20, 2025

cat

its a cat (:

hey look! its a cat!

by TurtleyPup October 24, 2025

fyoozhn's cat

it's like schrödinger's cat, but it never dies because fyoozhn isn't an evil bastard.

Wow! I'm so glad that no cats were harmed in the thought experiment of fyoozhn's cat.

by fyoozhn October 30, 2025

Cat Tongue

A dry hand job

Shirley and I were having fun until she gave me a cat tongue

by Blazer Caybo November 13, 2025

Corndog cat

A mystical creature found on Instagram Reels or TikTok. It also may or may not be a photoshopped cat on a corndog.

We just ran into corndog cat. He was flying on an eagle.

by Corporatedrawer December 1, 2025

glitch cat

someone that frequently greens people out with odd behavior

Did you see him get kicked out of the bar for creeping girls out, he’s such a glitch cat.

by NLDM245 December 4, 2025

Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025