swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.
Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"
by Zdybs December 02, 2023
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brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.
Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.
by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021
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Scott Cummings

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.
Jesus Scott Cummings is talking some shit today.
by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019
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cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.
Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.
by gnatosaurus.rex October 16, 2018
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Cum-Dumpster Fire

When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.
After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.
by quiet33storm February 02, 2025
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Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.
Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.
by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018
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Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.
bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
by DystopianSoren November 24, 2022
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