A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.
by mxthww October 11, 2021
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by MarioSpinsters69 January 01, 2025
When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
by Liblabber November 03, 2018
When a Caucasian male has a penis that hasn't been inside a female in 15+ plus years, it rots to a brownish hue from rigorous masterbation from unclean hands
by willycosby69420 November 07, 2023
The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
by JFDI November 29, 2015