Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

Friends

Something you dont have

Me: Hey what are friends?
Emily: something u dont have

by allie.g2104 July 9, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have.

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.

by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021

Friend

this person is a friend very nice friend

Example:hey friend wanna hangout in the playground at recess :D??

by 16amedina November 28, 2021

true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

True friend

Some one who always hot your back and never turns you he/she or them love you with all you heart no matter what

This is a true friend.

by NHJB November 17, 2020