cat

A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.

LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"

by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Nyan Cat's Brother

The ugly, and twice as annoying poptart troll; including disturbing background music to make it all the more creepy.

Some side effects of watching poptart troll are:

1) Feeling as though you are being watched,

2) Wanting to watch something happy like, Dora The Explorer,

3) Having the sudden urge to watch Nyan cat for a few hours.

Oh, do you ever watch poptart troll? I'ts on youtube. and is Nyan Cat's Brother

by 11111annonymous11111 November 19, 2011

pulled a cat

Start to hit random items while hissing.

Did you see Mark? He just pulled a cat on an innocent plant!

by Lolofthecat August 13, 2017

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

Nyan Cat

Some Japanese Cat That Farts in space.

OMG Nyan CAT has no 10000/ subs!!!!! NYA! ME: she's Japanase. You:Ohhhh. OMG

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018