Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

sorta clear headed

Innocent, never will surrender, used as an expression in an email not to be taken as "surrender"

I'm sorta clear headed, and surrender.

by Gus Neave August 27, 2006

Moss Yo Head

to stay chill under heat

yo matt if you move your cap'll get peeled boy moss yo head

by Tyler Michael November 18, 2006

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

National Head Day

October 6th. The day where any girl is legally obliged to give that gluck gluck

"its national head day so lemme give you that sloppy toppy"

by PJF_ October 5, 2019

lil head ass

A dumb insult that doesn't make sense.

U a lil head ass

by The Shrigga September 1, 2019

Look at your head

By far the best roast. counters every roast in existence. great for use in arguments.

Person 1: "Bro your chin is as pointy as Phineas from Phineas and Ferb my guy.
Person 2: "Bro what do you mean! Look at your head!"

by NO U 77 March 5, 2020