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Midget Shit

1. A small individual.

2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.

3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.
1. "Look at the new kid what a midget shit."

2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."

Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."

John:"You shut up." Said quietly.

3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."
by Cowyman September 21, 2009
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literal shit

for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.
you scared the literal shit out of me!
by jdude01 November 19, 2010
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team shit

1. When you don't wanna take a shit alone in a public bathroom, so you get a friend 2 come along, and take a shit in the adjacent stall.

2. When you don't wanna be bored while taking a shit, so you ask a friend to be your dumping buddy.
1. Dude, that bathroom is freaking me out, lets go take a team shit.

2. Yo, this is gonna take me a while, so come along and we will team shit it.
by DavideSophia May 22, 2010
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shit grenade

When someone shits in the toilet and most of the poop ends up under the seat on the back of the bowl as poop shrapnel.
Chris went to make mud in the bathroom at work, and noticed that someone had pulled the pin on a shit grenade.
by PETR FITZWELL May 11, 2009
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Shit Buck

The "Shit Buck" or act of Shit Bucking is the practice of smearing human or animal feces onto one side of a dollar bill and placing it, feces side down, in an open, public area. Upon placement, those responsible should move to a safe and close location with a good vantage point to view the fruits of their labor. The goal is to trick individuals into picking up and even pocketing this "shit buck." It is an added plus if said location is within earshot and if the event can be videotaped.
"Holy fuck, dude, that bum totally just wiped the shit off of that shit buck before stuffing it into his pocket!"
by Hans Kupholder May 13, 2009
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shit tons

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload
Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!
by Nene Fred July 7, 2006
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shit bridge

"Don't ever go near the shit bridge, thats some dirty shit"
by Tom Day September 27, 2006
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