Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

by Jayden, The Masturbator December 24, 2024

friends

what you don,t have

i don,t need Friends they disappoint me

by woogy123 May 10, 2018

Friends

Some thing i dont have a lot of

“Were all your friends Keira?”
“All gone,sorry ava”

by Keira_Mcnugget October 24, 2019

Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom

Thanks for you help, your a great friend

by EatTheBones October 23, 2020

Friend

A person you can trust. A person that cares about you.

John is my friend.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 19, 2020

Friend

Someone you can take food from without them getting mad.

James ate his friend Arthur's lunch.

by Swagguru111 November 20, 2016

Friends

What you don't have and what you wish you had

Jake Paul:Hey Jack dam you got friends
Jack: Yeah *gets gun*
Jake Paul: what you gunna use that for?
Jack: My friends ):

by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 13, 2018