brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Cheese

1. To smile

2. To exploit

3. Money/ a form of currency

1. Look how hard he's cheese-ing on his birthday.

2a. I know how to cheese the slot machines at the casino.

2b. He only won because he cheesed the whole game

3. You want to make some cheddar cheese tonight?

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 6, 2019

Cheesed

To be scammed or otherwise screwed over, most commonly used to talk about gameplay or game mechanics

"That shot was so cheesed! There's no way that hit!" (Cheesed / Cheese)
"These hit boxes are total cheese dude."

by The Big Cheese IV August 15, 2024

Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis, and the cheese is the vagina. When you mix the two together you get bread & cheese.

“That’s some nice Bread & Cheese”

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - a man to his gf

by Big Ball 1234 April 22, 2025

Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.

Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.

by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025

Cheese pie

A cream pie but with cheese

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass

by Boner boy June 28, 2020