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Rebecca Black 

a 13 year old girl who can't decide which seat to sit in and who teaches us about the days of the week. oh yeah, she loves friday, and she never wants the weekend to end. Her song friday has also been dubbed "fried egg" because of her nasal auto tuned voice that still sucks.
Male 1: today is friday friday gotta get down on friday fun fun fun
Male 2: I love that song! The lyrics are so deep. Rebecca Black is such an amazing singer with all that auto tune!
Male 1: FRIDAY FTW!

Rebecca Black 

A pathetic 8th grader from God-knows-where, who created a music video, called "Friday." In this song, she repeats the words 'Friday,' 'Fun,' 'Party,' and 'Weekend' at least 80 times each. Submitted in February 2011, her music video has had over 30+ million hits on YouTube. The majority of those who view her video are not watching it because they think it's a good song, but rather because of the sheer joy of watching something so humiliating, most likely face-palming their foreheads, or laughing hysterically while doing so.
Me: "Holy shit. Did you see Rebecca Blacks video on YouTube?"
Friend: "Yeah, dude. I swear to god, it made my day just seeing something so utterly stupid. 'Yesterday was Thursday...' Like wtf?"
Rebecca Black by madddytbh April 4, 2011

Rebecca Black 

a really stupid 13-year old bitch that thinks she has talent but in fact is just some fat ass rich cunt who wanted to be famous. this famous dream became true when her first single "Friday" became viral on youtube and immediately received negative, but completely justifiable negative feedback. i honestly wish that she wouldn't be given the time of day as she sounds like a dying sheep on autotune, but i'll admit her singing is hilariously horrible.
Hey did you see that dumb bitch Rebecca Black on youtube?
Rebecca Black by lolmang69 April 14, 2011

sexin' the black 

A phrase used to describe the method in which one preps a Black and Mild cigar (with the plastic mouthpiece) for smoking.

To "sex the black" the cigar must be unopened in its wrapper. Take it between your hands vertically (mouthpiece on bottom) and place hands flat against eachother and move hands forward/backwards alternately. Continue for a few seconds. Remove from wrapper.

This evenly loosens up the fine tobacco for a great smoke. Enjoy.
"Hey Ray-Ray! You better sex that black before you light that sunabitch up!"

"My third cousin, T-Money, is gonna teach me how to sex the black after sunday school!"
sexin' the black by benoré June 5, 2005

African Zulu Black

Someone who is so dark they are about 10x darker then Wesley Snipes
African Zulu Black by Diamondkiss January 14, 2011

Cracker Black

Any black person that acts more traditionally white than black.
"Yesterday, I saw LaBrandon coming out of whole foods, with a bag stuffed with English tea, French truffles, and Belgian beer."

"Yeah, he's been a Cracker Black since WAY back."
Cracker Black by GreatRedShark April 18, 2010