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Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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National Head Day

October 6th. The day where any girl is legally obliged to give that gluck gluck
"its national head day so lemme give you that sloppy toppy"
by PJF_ October 5, 2019
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stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,
I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time
by kendohmassif March 8, 2009
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Look at your head

By far the best roast. counters every roast in existence. great for use in arguments.
Person 1: "Bro your chin is as pointy as Phineas from Phineas and Ferb my guy.
Person 2: "Bro what do you mean! Look at your head!"
by NO U 77 March 5, 2020
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fat head fred

One of the many drug dealers on rhode island ave in D.C. Has a fat ass melon for a head and is fond of animals.
Me:Yo chris lets go beat down fat head fred for that vicious ass north face he got.
Chris:aight son lets call paul and hobo first for back up then we goin to beat down slummy.
Me:thats cool wit me, we can sell that green bike he got on ebay for 55 dollars.
by zxulu the big lip bandit October 21, 2004
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hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.
Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.
by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019
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Moss Yo Head

to stay chill under heat
yo matt if you move your cap'll get peeled boy moss yo head
by Tyler Michael November 18, 2006
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