Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.

Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.

by Srslywtf December 11, 2014

funeral fuck

When your partner is on the brink of an emotional breakdown owing to the loss of a dear one and the you offer a great sexual escape from that hard reality

"After we buried my father, we smoked weed and had the best funeral fuck ever!"

by Latinobogotano February 28, 2020

fuck deposit

To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm

Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.

by Barfthecaveman May 26, 2011

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

by Soupy is a shorty January 13, 2020

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

Line fucking

When a group of people are butt to crotch grinding on each other

Nicki minaj and ariana Grande were line fucking on the AMAS

by Line fucking November 20, 2016

fuck therapy

having sex when depressed or frustrated

she is my fuck therapy as i needed it so bad .

after my fuck therapy i feel so ready to roll

doing a fuck therapy tonight with jade

by ice storm April 23, 2016