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Man Burg

A Very Fat Man that waddles from side to side like an iceburg in the sea.
by Peter Fridolf July 20, 2007
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the florida man

The sexual act of a man, typically from Florida, where he hangs 2 baby alligators from his bosom while engaging in the act of love with the babies mother.
Liam: "Yea I went to the swamp last night."

Mark: "Oh yea I heard about that, how was it?"

Liam: "I saw some alligators and decided i would practice doing the florida man."
by TheRealChimken February 2, 2021
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Man fan

When a man has a healthy admiration/obsession, towards a male celebrity that is predominately popular with the female gender.
"OMG, I love Harry Styles. I bought those boots he wore the other day so I can look like him. No homo though."
"You absolute man fan."
by Omnomatron January 1, 2015
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Balloon Man

I was walking up Sixth Avenue when Balloon Man came right up to me
He was round and fat and spherical
With the biggest grin I'd ever seen
He bounced on up toward me
But before we could be introduced
He blew up very suddenly
I guess his name was probably Bruce
And I laughed like I always do
And I cried like I cried for you
And Balloon Man blew up in my hand
He spattered me with tomatoes, Hummus, chick peas
And some strips of skin
So I made a right on 44th
And I washed my hands when I got in
And it rained like a slow divorce
And I wish I could ride a horse
And Balloon Man blew up in my hand
I was walking up Sixth Avenue when

Balloon Man blew up in my face
There were loads of them on Bryant Park

So I didn't feel out of place
There must have been a plague of them

On the TV when I came home late
They were guzzling marshmallows and

They're jumping off the Empire State
And I laughed like I always do
And I cried like I cried for you
And Balloon Man blew up in my hand
Balloon Man blew up in my hand
by Death Menace February 15, 2023
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Beast man

To skull fuck someone and while defecating on the chest, Then removing the eye or part of brain where seamen came into contact with and eating it along with deficate.
Shut your mouth or I am going to beast man you!
by LanceP January 13, 2010
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Mud Man

Noun : A snowman, but made out of shit. Similar to a mudsicle.
Lamar: Yo imma make a Mud man, can you give me some mud?
Greg: yeah bruh, imma start shitting now.
by Lil man muddin November 24, 2019
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Man-ternity

1. The state of being a mother, while also being male.
2. of, pertaining to, or for the period in which a man is pregnant or has just given birth to a child.
3. for wear by pregnant men: 'man-ternity' clothes
The pregnant man on Oprah was frustrated that clothing producers did not make Man-ternity clothing.
by babaycheckan April 5, 2008
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