by blairry October 26, 2009
by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006
Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.
Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.
Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.
Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.
by koravar July 20, 2010
A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.
by C. Dub November 06, 2006
When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.
boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!
next day...
boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!
next day...
boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!
by Chris Hunn June 18, 2006
When you are fucking a girl and then cum in her eyes and shoot all over her lips and mouth. Tiny peices of shit are also required on the lips and if possible, the eyes.
John: I was screwing Denise last night and pulled a Smiley Face Pancake on her. It was great!
Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!
Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!
by Ieuannnnnnnnnn March 05, 2009
The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
by Richard.C March 11, 2005