oops cum

When someone cums even b4 penatration of the vagina

This usually happens when the penis is getting played with
Escobar u came and you didn't even stick it in yet " it was a oops cum"
by Shivel June 15, 2017
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Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).
I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.
by Yuri Prime December 09, 2024
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Cum Trumpster

When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"
Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.
by King Happo January 03, 2018
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cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra
Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere
by DonVonBraun January 15, 2017
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cum cone

when you smoke a cone then have a wank and cum in the cone piece and leave it in there for the next cone.
by Pusspinch October 04, 2022
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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams
Cum Dragon OwO
by BigBrainTime360 November 12, 2020
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