Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022

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McKibbin time

Following this form of time means, running late because you think you'll arrive on time, every time if you leave exactly when you're supposed to be there. Unless it's for the airport, then 2/3 hours early is the only acceptable form of McKibbin time.

Please note that McKibbin time will seem like normal time when compared to Kerr time.
Refers to the Scottish McKibbins.

"ooft, they're not here yet? After 20 minutes?"
"They're on McKibbin time."

by olimmck September 27, 2022

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Munch Time

No matter where you are, who you are with, what time it is, you must send a video of you and who ever you are with singing/ dancing to Munch by Ice Spice

Jack: Hey Jason it’s Munch Time !
Jason: Alright everyone get in this video for Munch Time!
Everyone singing: “You thought I was feelin you, that n***a a munch”

by Munchyyybunchyyyy September 27, 2022

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scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.

Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

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