Joke-Joke Syndrome

When you say something once and no-one laughs at it, so you say it again & again to see if anyone laughs at it.

Doug called Metric untrustworthy, but no one cared. Douglet repeats it. Douglet has Joke-Joke Syndrome

by MetricMimic13325 December 30, 2020

Retired-programmer syndrome

A syndrome in which the sufferer thinks they're far superior to others in every way for the sole reason that they were once a programmer. Usually also have Real-Programmer Syndrome, usually act like vegans.

A: I was once a programmer, but have since retired. Did I tell you that I'm a retired programmer? Helloo??
B: Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
A: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I USED TO WRITE MILLIONS OF PAGES OF CODE BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WRITE NUMBERS BEFORE OUR LINES TO KEEP TRACK OF- You get it. A classic example of Retired-Programmer Syndrome.

by Steff a knee March 3, 2019

text derangement syndrome

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION

I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.

by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

THOT ASS SYNDROM

This Was Made By Jamal and don't have that Thot Ass Syndrom

Damn that hoe got thot ass syndrom.

by JamalFromTheHood January 15, 2020

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S

John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.

by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017

Super Star Syndrome

When a human being ranging from teenager to adult cannot bear to lose in a sport related activity no matter the level, age, or sex of the competition.

"Why did Johnny just tackle Amanda? I thought this was 2 hand touch?"

"Well she was about to score, and Johnny has a bad case of Super Star Syndrome"

"I think she's bleeding"

by SaintSteves April 13, 2011