The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
Bill went to Tandoori Kitchen for lunch buffet today. Now we're all gonna get blasted with the New Delhi Smelly.
by aviastar December 07, 2021
When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
by Yellowfang42266 September 07, 2021
The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019