broken penis torture method #4 

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.

I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

broken penis torture method #4 by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021

Small Penis Truck 

A vehicle that there is no shame in owning. Some people will mock you for having one, but what you have is what you have.

Doesn't matter to me, I enjoy having a Small Penis Truck.

Small Penis Truck by nothinbuttherain March 13, 2020

gall penis 

a penis that falls off when wet

wow after that swim i had the gall penis goin on

she spit on my dick and i started gettin that gall penis

gall penis by phil banks March 13, 2009

woman-penis 

The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.

Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.

Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!

woman-penis by drj0e December 2, 2011

Sponge Penis 

An act in which a male pokes many deep holes all over his penis so that when he urinates or ejaculates the fluid comes out of multiple orifices

"Ben was getting tired of havig just one urethra, so he took a butterfly knife and poked many holes into his penis and now he has a sponge penis."

Sponge Penis by cuddybowboy36 April 12, 2010

rocks penis 

Is totally awesome. A manlier version of "rocks my socks."

Damn, that Lamborghini rocks penis.

This dessert rocks penis.

rocks penis by Stocktonio April 24, 2006

Finney Penis 

1. Very small and minimal in stature. 2. One that does not please females

1. "Great, he has Finney Penis. I wish he could get it up, but I would have more fun with a pen at this point."

Finney Penis by johnny11 December 2, 2010