A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"
James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."
Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."
Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.
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by Mattsavage November 1, 2017

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022


by Clitorusondra September 11, 2009

Joe Rogan: Are you saying I’m a homosexual?
Alex Jones: Yes I am
JR: How do you know this is true?
AJ: The Nut Sauce™️
Alex Jones: Yes I am
JR: How do you know this is true?
AJ: The Nut Sauce™️
by Gay fart September 26, 2020
