That Failed Ass

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.

-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009

Ass-troid

A pimlpe or zit on your ass

Jon asked his girlfriend to pop his Ass-troid after they had sex in the shower.

by Clean ass July 1, 2009

Lex-ass

A person driving a Lexus who feels the rules of the road don't apply to them simply by virtue of the automobile they are driving. That would also include common courtesy and in extreme cases safety issues as well.

Sorry I'm late for work ... I almost got killed by a Lex-ass on my way in !!

by Susabar September 30, 2009

ass on a plate

Something which looks really bad.

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".

by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

Chappin Ass

Just chappin ass. To be in a state of laziness and/or inactivity.

1: Whats up man?

2: I'm just chappin ass doog.

1: Ohhh I see.

by chapperking February 27, 2010

dog-assed

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.

"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"

by kronotron January 27, 2010

sprayed ass

the passive verb for farting repetitively

human1 "i just sprayed ass back there"
human2 "yeah it was FANTASTIC!"

by lastassassin January 6, 2011