Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019

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Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.

Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.

by Brew Beard September 9, 2015

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A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit

1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

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Beard Slaw

The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.

Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!

by dartiki August 1, 2012

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Beard-a-lingus

Cunnilingus from a bearded brethren.

I was willing to see what it felt like when cunnilingus became beard-a-lingus, and I told him so.

by Amelia C.F. September 22, 2016

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Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019

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