Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.
Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag
by King123qp October 15, 2018
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Vag-factor

Being or acting like a hormonal girl on her rag.

Being bitchy, squirrel-y, etc.
Wow, she's being the ultimate vag-factor today.
by Swisherina October 20, 2010
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Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012
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blue vag

The intense achy feeling a girl gets in her vagina when she is extremely horny and needs to orgasm.
My hottie crush walked by and I instantly got blue vag.
by thekerriadventure May 4, 2014
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vag crumbs

the little nubbins that appear after i bang out my girlfriend when i'm krunked.
yo, i woke up the other day to find vag crumbs all over the sheets. what the fuck!
by d frank December 24, 2007
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Dad-Vag

A term used to describe a father who has ho balls, nor a penis as a matter of fact. A father who is spineless and have the tendency to pussy out of every conflict.
Guy 1: Hey bro, ask your dad if we can borough his car for the night.

Guy 2: Sure, but I don't think he'll let us.

Guy 1: Daaamn bro, your dad's such a dad-vag, he'll never let us do anything cool.
by DonKnalje November 5, 2011
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vag curls

Weight training exercises that target the vaginal muscles in order to develop one or more of the following attributes: stamina, definition, strength, size. While exercises can differ, vag curls consist of a 'curling' motion, where the strength of the vaginal muscles are used.
Susie: So how was your date with Brad last night?
Stacy: It was so romantic! And after dinner when he was really giving it to me, he said he noticed a difference "down there". All those vag curls really paid off!
by DC Sarah December 28, 2008
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