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Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.
by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022
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bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.
Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce
by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017
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breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014
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turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.
OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.
by weeniekinz June 3, 2011
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turtle tussy

In the furry community turtle tussy means a femboy turtles genetalia
by sussyturtle December 10, 2022
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turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"
by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012
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