The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.
Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.
by The Real Kenny Powers October 07, 2010
Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.
by HamzaTTT November 03, 2023
the eiffel tower move is basically when a dude named aiden grabs an apple and repeatedly throws it and hits his teeth with the apple, leaving many marks
by doinkass October 13, 2022
A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.
by Lalladragon February 12, 2020
The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
by vortexwolf13 October 12, 2015
A rough and tough group of 3 apartment towers in the Gutenberg projects. Anyone who lives there a fucking badass.
Gangsta 1: Damn god where u livin cuh.
Gangsta 2: god I be livin up in the galaxy tower projects on god cuh.
Gangsta 1: Godmotha fuckin damn don’t nobody mess with this fuckin god. Also Gutenberg best berg
Gangsta 2: god I be livin up in the galaxy tower projects on god cuh.
Gangsta 1: Godmotha fuckin damn don’t nobody mess with this fuckin god. Also Gutenberg best berg
by Prep Man October 29, 2021
Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.
by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022