butter kisses

Giving someone a kiss on the butthole right after they have taken a dump.

We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.

by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014

Peacunt Butter

When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.

Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...

by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013

Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.

I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Mouth butter

The viscous, disgusting gunk that collects on one's lip after;
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.

Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.

"Ugh, I've got mouth butter. This shit is gross."

by SuperRank March 8, 2010

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017