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Vinnie The Snake

1.) Italian gened nuisance that attaches like a parasite to a certain group of males and then finds a particular singular host to attach to and begins a man crush stage of its lifecycle. It then attaches itself to the nearest female it can find. After attaching to the female, it casts itself away from the group of hosts and begins the Snake phase of its lifecycle, casting out the female after getting some and then curls up and dies before reproducing.

2.)one who would be found jacking off to lingerie models in the sears catalog.

3.) tells other people to not get involved with a girl becuase it is apparently not a good idea, when in reality he just wants the girl for himself

4.) Son Of A Bitch with no ball sack.

5.) Back Stabber
Vinnie the snake once went out with a girl. They broke up. But they were still members of the same band. The girl then got feelings for a Jewish boy (who will be known as Der Juden for the rest of this story) who was also in the band with them. So Der Juden and this girl go out, and Vinnie the snake found out about it, so he told his evil hell beast harlot, singer bitch aunt to not let people in the band date, even though he had already dated a band member. So minuets later Vinnie told said aunt of the girl and Der Juden’s date and Der Juden was immediately kicked out. SO Vinnie is now dubbed Vinnie The Snake.
by Howie Feldersnatch September 7, 2005
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Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).
Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake
by Josh March 16, 2004
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Snake Heads

"Snake heads" is a sex act involving a person kneeling in between two people and blowing then both (one penis in each hand) then making the "Snake heads" kiss by touching the two penises together.
"Jenny is such a ho she did snake heads to me and Ronnie,it was sick i don't want my dick touching his dick."
by Dalton Cothern January 11, 2008
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slimey snake.

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
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snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.
I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.
by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010
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snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
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designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake
dam bro she’s a designer snake.
by yktv764 June 11, 2019
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