shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017

shank

1. To stab someone
2. A knife

"I've got a shank fam."

"Do you want me to shank you fam?"

by w.shakeel May 6, 2018

Gay shanks

When two gay people come out to each other they experience the emotion gay shanks

“Bob I’m gay” “ really I am too!” They’re experiencing gay shanks

by Gay shanks October 24, 2020

Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey

Bob is a Swift shank

by Toltalywebster July 21, 2023

Shank

An untidy person, untidy car, untidy house. etc. Wearing untidy clothes multiple day's in a row.

Look at that shank ass!!

by Stralfazz December 14, 2008

Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025