by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017
Get the bed art mug.by DoooooooodleBobb June 27, 2008
Get the bed and dead mug.when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.
by buckbaizen September 24, 2020
Get the go to bed mug.1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.
2: When you are sexually fit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
by spike117 February 24, 2012
Get the Bed Strength mug.The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
by Saph-69 September 11, 2021
Get the Bed paralysis mug.The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.
by Emnor January 22, 2016
Get the Bed shuffle mug.Commonly referred to when an over weight male has a weak boner and is then sat on by his fat wife in bed. This causes him to take a giant shit from the excitement, resulting in a duo of snow angle activity in the pile of excess body fluids.
I was in the middle of a porn video, when my grandmother called me asking if i could wipe her ass cause she's so fat she can't reach around. My wife Judy jumped on my 2 inch junk, causing an instant dirty bed.
by MethDuck February 21, 2014
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