Spider Pigging

To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.

Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.

by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019

bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.

Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.

by Centurix April 14, 2022

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Spider Cat

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017