Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023

Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother

My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia

by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023

Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

Murphy's grace

when something that should go wrong does not go wrong

literally the opposite of Murphy's law

it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep

I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace

by pepsipanda December 3, 2018

murphy

murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho

bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants

by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021

Murphy

A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention

I love Murphy!!

by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.

by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018