Sad in the minge

This is when you get so sad that a green sticky substance is exerted from your minge.
Only one person is known to have suffered from this, not naming names.

Person 1: I hate shopping!
Person 2: You make me so sad in the minge! Uhoh green stuff!

by Pseudo-bread October 19, 2006

ming village

Related to {ming} meaning a derogatory term used to describe an object/person/event which is deemed repulsive.

'Ewww custard on toast, thats ming village'

Did ya see that guy she snogged? He wer ming village'

by JR March 29, 2004

Ming Leader

A young, small, adopted, Asian girl that takes over your household and hearts in a relatively short period of time. Typically spoiled rotten.

Before we go to the pool, let's see of the ming leader, Lily, wants to go.

by Joe from Cinci August 02, 2007

ming troll

a cross between a minger and a troll popularised by recent big brother:celebrity hi-jack contestant amy.

"dude you were voted the biggest ming troll at pgl so get over it"

by arronf January 06, 2008

Minge Pilot

Someone that remains at a club after their friends have gone home.

Did you see that minge pilot at the club last night?

by fuckoff1234 March 29, 2009

Wedding minge

A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.

Guy1: Look at the Kid there wearing the red Bowtie!
Guy2:What are you A WEDDING Minge!?

by The Locator May 18, 2011

minge-butt

wen you but someone with your minge!
insted of the head

omg!!! that girl minge-butted me

by hannah:D September 06, 2008