sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.

Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island

by treva slaya September 15, 2016

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019

jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab

Jon-Luke is skipping again

by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019

General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain

General Jon is so lit

by 102 large haha November 21, 2019

Good jon

Verb; means for good oath or good luck for many years to come.

Hey you beat cancer good jon to you.

by The_one_and_only_shrek March 31, 2019