The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?
--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.
by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.
by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.
by dan da goddamn muthafuckin man May 12, 2017

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
