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your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.
Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster
by elizor09 May 1, 2021
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Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
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Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it
Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea
by Clown rat February 11, 2020
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swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.
My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.
by Penetrachel December 4, 2016
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[brave little toaster]

While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.
by T. LaQueefa Jones January 18, 2008
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Toaster

That man is a toaster
by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025
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Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"
by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019
mugGet the Toaster Hoemug.

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