Fire Snakes

n. The result of consuming too many chilis and/or spicy food(s) causing long skinny poop that burns your sphincter.
Doug I loved your habanero salsa last night but it gave me the worst fire snakes ever this morning!
by sheepski January 08, 2011
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Vinnie The Snake

1.) Italian gened nuisance that attaches like a parasite to a certain group of males and then finds a particular singular host to attach to and begins a man crush stage of its lifecycle. It then attaches itself to the nearest female it can find. After attaching to the female, it casts itself away from the group of hosts and begins the Snake phase of its lifecycle, casting out the female after getting some and then curls up and dies before reproducing.

2.)one who would be found jacking off to lingerie models in the sears catalog.

3.) tells other people to not get involved with a girl becuase it is apparently not a good idea, when in reality he just wants the girl for himself

4.) Son Of A Bitch with no ball sack.

5.) Back Stabber
Vinnie the snake once went out with a girl. They broke up. But they were still members of the same band. The girl then got feelings for a Jewish boy (who will be known as Der Juden for the rest of this story) who was also in the band with them. So Der Juden and this girl go out, and Vinnie the snake found out about it, so he told his evil hell beast harlot, singer bitch aunt to not let people in the band date, even though he had already dated a band member. So minuets later Vinnie told said aunt of the girl and Der Juden’s date and Der Juden was immediately kicked out. SO Vinnie is now dubbed Vinnie The Snake.
by Howie Feldersnatch August 18, 2005
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Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).
Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake
by Josh March 17, 2004
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Snake Heads

"Snake heads" is a sex act involving a person kneeling in between two people and blowing then both (one penis in each hand) then making the "Snake heads" kiss by touching the two penises together.
"Jenny is such a ho she did snake heads to me and Ronnie,it was sick i don't want my dick touching his dick."
by Dalton Cothern January 01, 2008
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clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.
Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.
by boelkstoff September 18, 2003
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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 01, 2017
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Lot Snake

A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.
Lady trucker “are you a lot snake?” Lot snake “why yes I am, do you need servicing my lady?”
by TheVernon September 19, 2019
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