shrek fan-fiction

please no, just please no...

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!

by KovikSmith March 16, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Fight me if you think otherwise.

;)

S: SUPER
H: HECKING
R: ROUND
E: EVEN
K: KAREN’S (LOVE HIM

Wow Shrek is the best! He can ride in a DabBaby Let’s go convertible!

by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

shrek

A dope person

shrek is dope movie

by YeetSkeet550 October 22, 2019

Shrek

God

I pray to Shrek every night

by SuccMyZucc April 5, 2019

Shrek

The holy god of Earth and Sun

Andy : wanna visit holy god ?
Morty : yes shrek papa ye lol goon gang gig gang E

by The man behind the Shrek June 9, 2020

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023