jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Ganz shower

The act of first butt chugging dark German beer, then standing over a naked sexual partner and spraying it out of the rectum over the face and body.

Wolfgang was feeling extra randy after too many Doppel Bocks and gave me a Ganz shower with the last bottle.

by MacaroniMangina September 7, 2019

Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

by DasFen September 23, 2023

Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018