When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

A Warzone player who spends the entire game completing Recon Contracts in order to know the location of the final circle.
This player will typically run either Ghost or Restock, along with a heartbeat sensor, to maximize the effectiveness of a camping playstyle.
This player will typically run either Ghost or Restock, along with a heartbeat sensor, to maximize the effectiveness of a camping playstyle.
by Warzone_Vocabulary June 2, 2021

The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .
by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018

Richard Lungen is a sexy man with a nice Chinn. When he gets older he has 3 kids and one of which would be named Jeffrey. He does anything to make someone happy including getting someone an internship. Richard Lungen is a great friend.
I got really bored so if anyone's name happens to Richard lungen this will be them
I got really bored so if anyone's name happens to Richard lungen this will be them
by Menbolbol January 30, 2018

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!
We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
by MiniMarley December 18, 2018
